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6/18/2009

56 Tattooed Stars and Rouslan Tounamiantz

Posted by Jon |



1. How do you fall asleep getting tattooed on your face?
2. How do you fall asleep with Rouslan Tounamiantz looking over you?
3. Which is worse for the girl: the 56 tattoos or the smoking habit?
4. How does this Rouslan figure kiss anyone?
5. What is it like to breath-in through your nose with quarter-sized gauges in each nostril?
6. Conversely, what does it take to blow your nose?
7. How, after all those tattoos and piercings, did the tattoo artist walk out of the optometrist with that conservative pair of glasses?

All said, I think the girl was lucky to wake up when she did. Also, given the conservative glasses and the unlikely scenario of sleeping through 56 stars, I tend to believe the tattoo artist.

4 comments:

Robyn said...

I'm with you on this one. There is absolutely no way that girl was asleep the whole time and she didn't say anything until after she got home. She obviously saw what she looked like before she left the tattoo parlor. He has simple glasses as to not take away from any of the tattoos on his face or crazy piercing :)

Holly said...
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Kayla Casos said...

I heard this story on the radio and according to the tatoo artist, the 56 stars was exactly what she ordered but only started complaining after disapproval from her father and being dumped by her boyfriend.

Danielle Casos said...

I am SO with the tatoo artist on that. How could you possibly fall asleep with a horrific man like that looking over your face?